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Pick Up Lines Spoken Word

Pickup Lines

 

I’m no photographer, but I could picture us together

Somebody told me pick up lines where corny, I think there clever

Or should I should I post a funny video, and tag her on the Vine 

So I can tell the whole where this girl is cute, I think she’s fine

You didn’t fall from the sky, you didn’t fall from a tree

But hopefully, you fall in love with me

I’m not big on words or public speaking 

I just hope these pick-up lines, are halfway decent

 

 


Funny Spoken Word Poem | Welfare

 

 

 

 

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Man I hate getting government checks

Those grocery stores are packed, on the first through the fifth

Getting summoned to the county office to update your info

As you approach the front of the line, it starts moving real slow

Can a few hundred dollars, last the course of a month

That’s why I haven’t been back since receiving it once

How about we invest more money, to pay decent wages

It’s the 21st century, I shouldn’t need county assistance, if receiving a paycheck


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Spoken Word- Poetry Slam || Potatoes (funny)

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Life is like a bag of potatoes, you never know what you’ll get out of it
Why am I writing about potatoes,  sometimes a little humor does the trick
My mother always told me, you should keep your eyes peeled
Life and potatoes that’s gotta be a joke for real
Sometimes I question myself, am I hez-a-tator
You’d probably start to feel this way, if things never went in your favor
I just hope love is like my potatoes, smooth and un-scarred
So I won’t need an extra layer of skin to protect my heart

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Hurry

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I woke up this morning, I left in a rush… 
I forgot to eat breakfast my stomach is flushed 
as I walk out the door I slipped down the steps , man I nearly broke my neck 
Then I run to the bus as it speeds away,  I say great what a way to start your day 
Get into work and the boss says you’re late, have your desk clean buy the end of the day 
Clean out my desk as I leave in a hurry, from all of the tears my vision is blurry 
I’m crossing the street I get hit by a car, I cannot see nothing now but stars 
With a fractured rib and a dislocated spine the doctor says man are you out of your mind
I say no, I I’m in hurry and could avoid this all by just taking the time
As I day dream in bed this is what’s on my mind


Chicken

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Crispy and seasoned deep fried real good 

I want me some chicken that taste like it should 

cruchy and tender all white meat inside 

and a cup of kool-aid will hit the spot just right 

Then i’d jump in the bed and call it a night 

But Man that chicken ain’t nowhere in sight